In this sequel to a sketch from Pedro Pascal’s episode as host, Marcello Hernandez brings his white girlfriend home to meet his mom (Pedro Pascal) and Benito (his aunt). Moments after appearing, Pascal takes off his chancleta and whacks her son in the face repeatedly. When the girlfriend offers a gift of a tin of Dansk butter cookies, Pascal makes a big show of dumping the cookies into the trash and filling the tin with sewing materials (children of immigrants will get this). They diss her for having a flat butt, and flip out when she suggest she helped the son with his depression (“Mi hijo does not have depression…he just likes the dark!”). But when the girlfriend chastises the son for not having an appetite after their relentless shit-talking, then the mom and auntie discover they love her and welcome her into the family.
Sister Act 3: Kevin Goes Wild
In this sketch set in a convent, Benito plays a nun named Sister Theresa. The head nun laments that a man has been been posing as a nun to sleep with the other nuns, while each nun cheekily references different times they’ve slept with this man. “This man is clearly so sexy no one can stop him,” admits Benito. When Mick Jagger arrives in his habit, he admits that he is the culprit, and the nuns decide they like it enough to let him stay.
Burt’s Bees Buyout
For the show’s final sketch, Benito plays Enrique, one of several employees at Burt’s Bees, who are meeting to discuss the company’s recent purchase by Jergens. While his boss is concerned about making strategies to avoid being laid off, Enrique can’t stop talking about his daughter, who is getting married to a guy named Jeff who works at Google.
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